At first, it did seem like the cops truly caught them all, considering they knocked on the door and pretended to be cops. One can only hope she means her heart, but who really knows.Īpparently hiding from the police after a robbery is so easy that one is able to order male strippers for entertainment while in hiding. I am still not sure what the point of that comment was or what it is supposed to represent. Get’s me right here” and violently grabs her breast and shakes it to make a point. I never met another one.”Īfter seeing the exchange between the two Pee-wees, the long-haired brunette intervenes and says, “Aww, touching. She says, “My name’s Bella, nickname Pee-wee.” And Pee-wee, extremely mesmerized by this, replies, “Your name’s Pee-wee?” To which she replies, “Yeah, Pee-wee. This entire interaction has a hint of romance, but it’s honestly just uncomfortable. Well, of course, one of the criminal’s nickname is actually Pee-wee. When the girls introduce themselves to him, all of their names are engraved on their pocket knives. Obviously, that in itself is creepy, but of course it gets weirder. The robbers took Pee-wee to their motel room and bound him to a chair. Her reasoning for doing this? “Never ask a wimp to do a lady’s job.” He was not driving fast enough, which resulted in this image: One of the robbers climbs over the seat to step on the gas, and Pee-wee drives like this for basically the entire scene. Well, upon Pee-wee’s departure to New York City and Joe’s birthday party, three bank robbers - all women - get in his car and demand he drive away. This image alone will make any face contort in confusion. He then proceeds to tell Pee-wee that he must drive there to embrace the world around him. What is one way to ensure that his wish for Pee-wee to see the world comes true? Joe invites Pee-wee to his birthday party in New York City and demands that he goes. It is a very strange sight.Īfter he finds out Pee-wee has never left Fairville, Joe is infatuated with Pee-wee and insists Pee-wee go see the world. You hear that? It’s the highway calling,” and suddenly Pee-wee hops on the back of it and they ride off together en route to Pee-Wee’s house. Joe literally sits down on his bike and says, “Shh. Why on earth would Joe Maganiello randomly become best friends with Pee-wee and invite him on the back of his motorcycle? I’ll tell you why: because nothing about this movie is supposed to make sense. Once he sits down, he asks Pee-wee for a chocolate milkshake, saying “Let’s say chocolate.” Pee-wee responds, “One, two, three,” and suddenly they both say “chocolate” in unison. It sort of has a Magic Mike feel to it - which is a little more than strange considering Pee-wee is intended for kids. He even stars as himself! In this scene specifically, he walks into the diner that Pee-wee works at and slams the jukebox several times until music plays. Joe Manganiello is literally the last person anyone would ever expect to star in this movie. He wakes up moments after he gives a friendship bracelet to the alien before the alien begins to float away into the spaceship that comes to take it back to its planet.Īll that can really be said about this scene is: “Who even came up with this?” Not only does it begin with Pee-wee crying to this random alien about being best friends, this scene isn’t even real. I’m traumatised.Ĭheck out the video below to see this guy’s entire ordeal.This is possibly one of the most out-of-context opening scenes in Pee-wee’s adventures that has ever been created. Read more: (Photos © West Midlands Fire Service) /2ch2UhszeHĪnd what did Swingler have to say about all this? Well… “All of the group involved were very apologetic, but this was clearly a call-out which might have prevented us from helping someone else in genuine, accidental need.”įive of our firefighters were tied up for an hour this afternoon, freeing a YouTube pranker whose head had been ‘cemented’ inside a microwave oven. “It took us nearly an hour to free him,” Dakin said. We video-called our technical rescue colleagues for advice and eventually managed to get him unstuck.” Screenshot: YouTubeĭakin adds that while the group of dudes were sorry, it was a “rescue” call that they shouldn’t have needed to make. “Taking the microwave apart was tricky, because a lot of it was welded. “As funny as this sounds, this young man could quite easily have suffocated or have been seriously injured,” Watch Commander Shaun Dakin of the West Midlands Fire Service crew said. Firefighters showed up and took an hour of their time rescuing this fool. His just as dumb friends spent 90 minutes trying to rescue Swingler before they called for help. Swingler had a plastic bag over his head and a tube to breathe, but he still found himself struggling to breathe when the microwave became stuck. Swingler mixed seven bags of Polyfilla before his “pals” tipped the microwave over his head.
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